deskthority

Recently came across this when automatically translating a Japanese Yahoo Auctions listing. I wonder—do Japanese people really write like that, or is the AI that does these translations biased (e.g. trained with poems) for this result? In any case, this makes me melancholic.

Fwiw, "Kashun" here is an onomatopoeia for the sound that a buckling spring key makes when pressed and released.