So I broke my Model M by cleaning it...
Posted: 03 Jan 2019, 04:55
Hello all, and Happy New Year, which is hopefully going better for your input gear than mine.
First off, my experience with keyboards is vast, 20+ years of handling, cleaning, refurbishing, retrobrighting, all different types, interfaces, layouts etc. I've rekeyed and cleaned model M and F keyboards in the past without any failure. Hell I've even upside-down shower-cleaned cheaper Mitsumi bubble wrap membrane keyboards. No failures.
Until now. On my flagship Model M, connected to my KVM that is hooked up to a half dozen retro rigs.
This one is completely baffling. I have an older (Lexmark) PS/2 Model M which I partially took apart to clean. Each keycap was lifted off and where special keys were integrated (Enter, Tab, spacebar), the entire key was removed so you can see the spring. All those keys were put into my bathroom sink and gently cleaned, rinsed as a whole, then spread out in a wide pan and let air dry overnight. They were 95% dry when put back together the next day, whatever little specks of water were left were blown out with a compressor before reattaching. I then took a vacuum cleaner with a soft brush to get the (three?) paperclips, fine coarse black hair, and other accounting dust (I know where this keyboard came from) out. I put back each key and connected it to my computer. I started typing in DOS and noticed that the N key also triggered the B key, but not in a way that I could issue the command CD BURNTIME (it would show up as BURBNTIME) so I just made a batch file and manually took out the extra B by backspacing.
Figured it was just a glitch.
Wrong.
By the time I tried to recall a game, or save it, half the keys were F**ked. I exited the game after assigning a usable filename and wow, the whole home and bottom row are completely shot. Press D, DF appears. Press F, FV appears. Press V,VF appears (same goes for pressing F, G AND M) Pressing Space activates the \ character and crlf (enter). 1 in the number pad activates/deactivates NUM LOCK. Half the keys in the number pad issue two or more characters when pressed. None of these are random and each sequence is reproducible on various hardware (from a 386 to a "modern" 2011 Xeon) - All of them pass the keyboard during POST, even react to a held down key.
The only row that works is the top row and the numbers in the first row. ALT and CTRL seem to work.
I took the keyboard apart after modifying a 5.5m 1/4 inch socket (I ground it down) and after cleaning the contacts from the, um, keyboard mesh matrix (?) to the PCB (heavy oxidation) there is no change.
Have I f**ed up this keyboard by vacuuming it? I really like these things and I recently sold a spare on eBay so I know how much these are worth... Does anyone have a busted one (outer case, torn wire, what have you) in case I really have killed this? How do I check it? Is there a schematic? I tried to see what was under the metal cover but it seems the plate is melted on.
I thought these keyboards were durable? I'd love to know exactly how I managed to do this....
First off, my experience with keyboards is vast, 20+ years of handling, cleaning, refurbishing, retrobrighting, all different types, interfaces, layouts etc. I've rekeyed and cleaned model M and F keyboards in the past without any failure. Hell I've even upside-down shower-cleaned cheaper Mitsumi bubble wrap membrane keyboards. No failures.
Until now. On my flagship Model M, connected to my KVM that is hooked up to a half dozen retro rigs.
This one is completely baffling. I have an older (Lexmark) PS/2 Model M which I partially took apart to clean. Each keycap was lifted off and where special keys were integrated (Enter, Tab, spacebar), the entire key was removed so you can see the spring. All those keys were put into my bathroom sink and gently cleaned, rinsed as a whole, then spread out in a wide pan and let air dry overnight. They were 95% dry when put back together the next day, whatever little specks of water were left were blown out with a compressor before reattaching. I then took a vacuum cleaner with a soft brush to get the (three?) paperclips, fine coarse black hair, and other accounting dust (I know where this keyboard came from) out. I put back each key and connected it to my computer. I started typing in DOS and noticed that the N key also triggered the B key, but not in a way that I could issue the command CD BURNTIME (it would show up as BURBNTIME) so I just made a batch file and manually took out the extra B by backspacing.
Figured it was just a glitch.
Wrong.
By the time I tried to recall a game, or save it, half the keys were F**ked. I exited the game after assigning a usable filename and wow, the whole home and bottom row are completely shot. Press D, DF appears. Press F, FV appears. Press V,VF appears (same goes for pressing F, G AND M) Pressing Space activates the \ character and crlf (enter). 1 in the number pad activates/deactivates NUM LOCK. Half the keys in the number pad issue two or more characters when pressed. None of these are random and each sequence is reproducible on various hardware (from a 386 to a "modern" 2011 Xeon) - All of them pass the keyboard during POST, even react to a held down key.
The only row that works is the top row and the numbers in the first row. ALT and CTRL seem to work.
I took the keyboard apart after modifying a 5.5m 1/4 inch socket (I ground it down) and after cleaning the contacts from the, um, keyboard mesh matrix (?) to the PCB (heavy oxidation) there is no change.
Have I f**ed up this keyboard by vacuuming it? I really like these things and I recently sold a spare on eBay so I know how much these are worth... Does anyone have a busted one (outer case, torn wire, what have you) in case I really have killed this? How do I check it? Is there a schematic? I tried to see what was under the metal cover but it seems the plate is melted on.
I thought these keyboards were durable? I'd love to know exactly how I managed to do this....
