So I took all this time to write this excellent story in return to the spambot, but in the meantime webwit had already deleted the post. I feel your pain now spammer buddy, all that hard work for nothing
A spammer on a proxy in Mozambique wanted to get off work and go home to eat, so he approached his spambot tool
"Spambot tool, I am going home to eat and don't want to write the last post manually. I want you to take care of the post and take of all the forums."
"Yes, sir!" answered the spam bot.
The spammer goes home to eat and returns the following day and asks: "So spambot, how was your day?"
The spam bot told him that he took care of three forums. "The first one had a captcha, so I bypassed it with sound recognition".
"Bravo spambot, and the second one?" asked the spammer.
"The second one used captchart and I was able to recognize it in 3 attempts", said the spam bot.
"Bravo! Bravo! You're good at this and what about the third one?" asked the spammer.
"Sir, I was sitting here and suddenly the door flies open and a young gorgeous woman bursts in so she does. Like a bolt outta the blue, she tears apart my post, taking off all including my referer links and blocks my IP and shouts "For five years I have not seen any spambot!"
In related news, gonna change the sign-up form a bit to a more secure captcha later.
