Keyboard Dad Joke

[thefarside]

I was fired from the keyboard factory.

They said I wasn’t putting in enough shifts.

Gotten from Reddit:
https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments ... d_factory/

Some of the comments are great.

[TNT]

Some really are, but a lot of them aren't really my type

Spoiler:

[Muirium]

Sixty percent is crass and gauche. The true “snob of keebs” is a 1%enter.

[depletedvespene]

Sixty percent is crass and gauche. The true “snob of keebs” is a 1%enter.

As long as it's not a BAE, of course.

[Muirium]

I see you BAEby,
Shakin’ dat…

[JP!]

I see you BAEby,
Shakin’ dat…

Shifting to the left and right, such graceful "chord"ination!

[thefarside]

I see you BAEby,
Shakin’ dat…

It’s so big and beautiful! Hard to CTRL myself

[JP!]

It’s so big and beautiful! Hard to CTRL myself

Be sure to use a membrane for protection otherwise you’ll end up with the clack.

[thefarside]

It’s so big and beautiful! Hard to CTRL myself

Be sure to use a membrane for protection otherwise you’ll end up with the clack.

Membranes might be safer but don’t feel as good.

[JP!]

Membranes might be safer but don’t feel as good.

This is how you make them qwert and end up with sticky keys.

[Muirium]

DT "Dad" is gross!

[depletedvespene]

DT "Dad" is gross!

Unless he's German and set in his Advanced Technology ways, in which case he's Groß⇩.

[Muirium]

You can well imagine my highschool German class (age 11 or so) delight in learning that "gross" means "big" in German, and "dick" means "thick." It truly is the language of (some kind of) love!

[kbdfr]

Language of love? Where "gift" is "Geschenk" while "Gift" is "poison"? (German nouns always begin with an upper case letter).

[depletedvespene]

… while "Gift" is "poison"? …

Well, that explains my ex-mother-in-law.

[Muirium]

Language of love?

Yes, the lazily dubbed language of the special kind of love which exists between an underdressed plumber and a young housewife impressed with his wrench. Teenage boys are well into it.

Es ist zu groß und zu dick!

[engr]

This is how you make them qwert and end up with sticky keys.

"Successful DP requires more than conventional keyboards" - an actual quote from Ortek MCK-142's box.

[Muirium]

It requires three open minds and a certain amount of flexibility at the very least!

[engr]

Speaking of Focus boards, just read this in an eBay description of a Focus FK-9000:

The keyboard features a classic design that showcases the brand's commitment to quality and durability

LOL.