What if I told you...

[mkawa]

...you could have ALL the geekhack you want

and NOT have to be logged into deskthority?

What would you say to that, hmm?

[Input Nirvana]

It's not live, I just checked.

[rknize]

Keep spamming F5.

[i3oilermaker]

...you could have ALL the geekhack you want

and NOT have to be logged into deskthority?

What would you say to that, hmm?

I would say GH is still down

Launching soon?

[AKIMbO]

mkawa...you tease!

[mkawa]

you might say "but geekhack has been down for two weeks!!! i've resorted to TYPING on my keyboards instead of just obsessing about what keys to put them?!?!?! it's never going to come back!!!"

do you think you might say that?

[rknize]

These keyboards have been handy for all these remote UNIX commands....

[AKIMbO]

mkawa=

[rknize]

Is that how you wear your hair, mkawa?

[mkawa]

yes, in fact that is a photo of me. true story!

[gimpster]

Give me the access codes!!

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[mkawa]

I REQUIRE CLACKS

[inlikeflynn]

oh no, just when I had gotten productive at work again without GH it comes back?

[Glissant]

Don't do this now! I am busy for the next 5 hours xD.

[i3oilermaker]

This is what I picture mkawa looks like:

[mkawa]

OFFICIAL TEASER:

we have managed to restore:

post database
user database
PMs
wikis (they are safe, but may not be immediately visible)

mind you, there was a slight rollback to retrieve a database untainted by the dirtworm problem we had.

[mkawa]

WE HAVE THE TECHNOLOGY

[boost]

Gimme

[Acanthophis]

[mkawa]

I REQUIRE CLACKS

[AKIMbO]

I think I've just stiffened the F5 switch on my topre kb QQ

CLACKS! Now open le site por favor.

[demik]

kawa stop posting and make that shit run already

[DanGWanG]

kawa stop posting and make that shit run already

seconded

[Acanthophis]

Drum roll, please...

What does this button do?

Wait, what was this website for again?

Oh right, it's a hacker bulletin board.

I hope you like orange.

Do your springs bounce or buckle?

[mkawa]

is this that james lebron fellow i keep hearing about?!?!?!

[mkawa]

SYSTEM UPDATE SYSTEM UPDATE ................................... PLEASE WAIT ...................................................................................................................................................................
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[demik]

TOO MUCH ORANGE. KILL IT WITH FIRE

[mkawa]

STAGE 1 COMPLETED.....................................................................................................................................



PLEASE WAIT

[i3oilermaker]

[rknize]

Moar ORANGE.