Round 5 and Round 6 kits for sale!

[7bit]

If you ask the bot, you get a new invoice which might look like this:

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Order-ID              |Description                | Price|Qty|Pcs|  Total
                      |                           |      |   |   |       
SHIPPED               |already shipped items      |      |   |   |      
HONEYB/ALPHA/CADET    |ALPHA Space Cadet kit      | 59.00|  1| 51|  59.00
HONEYB/TKLBASE/RED    |TKL base red kit           | 79.00|  1| 39|  79.00
HONEYB/CURSOREXTRA/RED|Cursor extra red kit*      | 14.00|  1| 11|  14.00
HONEYB/SHIFT175/RED   |SHIFT (row 4, 1.75u)       |  5.00|  1|  1|   5.00
HONEYB/SPACE625/RED   |Space (6.25u; red)         |  6.00|  1|  1|   6.00
HONEYB/R2U100/RED     |blank key (red)            |  1.00|  1|  1|   1.00
                      |Shipping costs             |      |   |   |   7.00

[Wodan]

Uuuh nerd porn ... shipped HONEYB items ... that's the kinda stuff that keeps me awake at night.

[mSSM]

So what happens if we get something like “LOCKED”, “Items that can't be cleared”? Is that simply because they haven't been produced yet, or is there a deeper meaning attached to that?

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Order-ID               |Description                |Price|Qty|Pcs| Total
                       |                           |     |   |   |
LOCKED                 |items that can't be cleared|     |   |   |
HONEYB/ERGOBASE/VIOLETT|Ergo base violett kit      |49.00|  1| 36| 49.00
HONEYB/ERGOALPHA/CREAM |Ergo blank ALPHA cream kit |36.00|  1| 40| 36.00
                       |Shipping costs             |     |   |   |  7.00
SHIPTRACKED            |Ship tracked worldwide     | 3.00|  1|   |  3.00
                       |                           |     |   |   |
Sum                    |                           |     |   | 76| 95.00
PAYEUR                 |EUR bank payment           |   0%|   |   |
Total                  |                           |     |   | 76| 95.00
                       |                           |     |   |   |
Payment (2014-10-27)   | 61.90 EUR by bank @ 1:1.26|     |   |   |-77.99
Rebate  (2014-10-27)   |Autumn Sellout             |  25%|   |   |-26.00
                       |                           |     |   |   |
Amount Due             |                           |     |   |   | -8.99

[7bit]

Locked orders can't be cleared. This is to make sure you don't jump off.


Also: Because this is the last ever group buy where I offer blanks, you would be stupid to do so.
Also: If you clear your order anyway (because I might give in) the keys would sell for a higher price, to someone else, because blanks are more expansive than normal keys and at their current price I sell them under value.

[scottc]

WHERE IS MY REFUND

DID YOU SEND IT YET

[7bit]

Very, extremely, soon!


Consider it shipped, yesterday!

[scottc]

Actually, I think there is an error in my Ronud 5a invoice... you've counted my refund twice.

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Order-ID            |Description                    |Price|Qty|Pcs|  Total
                    |                               |     |   |   |
PACKED              |already packed items           |     |   |   |      <----- I've already received all of these!
HONEY/JRET          |J-Return key (grey)            | 6.00|  1|  1|   6.00
HONEY/SPACE400/GREY |Space (4 units; grey)          | 8.00|  1|  1|   8.00
HONEY/SPACE450/GREY |Space (4.5 units; grey)        | 9.00|  1|  1|   9.00
HONEY/DT/GREY       |DT keys (rows 1 and 3; grey)   | 2.00|  1|  2|   2.00
HONEY/DT/WHITE      |DT keys (rows 1 and 3; white)  | 2.00|  1|  2|   2.00
REFUND              |refund                         | 0.00|  1|  0|   0.00
                    |Shipping costs                 |     |   |   |   7.00
                    |                               |     |   |   |
Sum                 |                               |     |   |  7|  34.00
PAYEUR              |EUR bank payment               |   0%|   |   |
Total               |                               |     |   |  7|  34.00
                    |                               |     |   |   |
Payment (2014-10-08)| 92.26 EUR by bank @ 1:1.26    |     |   |   |-116.25
Rebate  (2014-10-08)|Autumn Sellout                 |  25%|   |   | -38.75
Payment (2014-10-08)| 92.26 EUR by bank @ 1:1.26    |     |   |   |-116.25   <------ I don't think this should be here twice, did I accidentally send payment twice (possibly?)?
Payment (2015-09-19)|-24.00 EUR to CherryMX @ 1:1.26|     |   |   |  30.24
                    |                               |     |   |   |
Amount Due          |                               |     |   |   |-207.01

[7bit]

Thanks for mentioning this. I've checked and you only paid once!


Now, you are screwed, because if you would have kept your order, I would have never noticed.

[scottc]

Damn, I could be $100 richer!

[Muirium]

Simply order the ROUND5/DUBIOUS/EXTRA/REFUND kit. As many times as required.

I'm PMing the bot now…

[Wodan]

I am really sorry but this bot thing .. it's so complicated and powerful, if you gave it a hyped up name some IT company would buy it for a couple hundred million. Just add Whatapp integration for 2x the amount ... or Twitter integration for half the amount ...

[mecano]

I am really sorry but this bot thing .. it's so complicated and powerful, if you gave it a hyped up name some IT company would buy it for a couple hundred million. Just add Whatapp integration for 2x the amount ... or Twitter integration for half the amount ...

I second the man robot (or more appropriate mensch-maschine) theory.

- the bot found out you add stuff to your order and waits until it seems your order is now stable
- the bot hates you

Either one of those last two, second one being very unlikely as I have 'empathy with machines' +99 (I've witnessed machines auto fixing themselves when I'm in their less than one meter perimeter -yes I know it sounds like they are freaking out-) or either there was a bot party this week-end
Ok order stabilized and fully paid!

[7bit]

I am really sorry but this bot thing .. it's so complicated and powerful, if you gave it a hyped up name some IT company would buy it for a couple hundred million. Just add Whatapp integration for 2x the amount ... or Twitter integration for half the amount ...

I consider to do indeed a phone app.


To order from the bot, you need to dial a number and submit the order via a tele-typewriter.


I think this will be the technology of the future!

[Hanni]

Heyb 7bit,

I made a payment the 01/15, no confirmation yet.

Are you late to confirm ? Is there a problem ?

I dont want my invoice to get cancelled.

[7bit]

Heyb 7bit,

I made a payment the 01/15, no confirmation yet.

Are you late to confirm ? Is there a problem ?

I dont want my invoice to get cancelled.

You should pm the bot, he knows the answer.

[Hanni]

Thx for answering 7bit, i'll ask the bot then :p

[7bit]

Kits of the day:

HONEYB/LOTUS175S/RED
price: $6


HONEYB/TENKLESS/SPH
price: $139


HONEYB/RETURN225/BLUE
price: $6


HONEYB/SYMBOLS/R1/GREY
price: $12


HONEYB/UK/VIOLETT
price: $9


HONEYB/COLEMAK/WHITE
price: $15



--wiki--> HONEYB - Round 6 Leftovers! <--wiki-- (in production)
--wiki--> HONEY. - Round 5 Leftovers! <--wiki-- (in stock)

[tofagerl]

What about a teletype ordering system?

"This just in..."

[7bit]

Just send the signals to 0049 777 777 77 77


Instead of an e-mail address, just write:
TTY phone number


Important:

Spoiler:

Please mind to load a large paper roll into the printer!

[rominronin]

What about drupal commerce? The new version should be really effective and customiseable. And I might want to help with setting that up...

[7bit]

Never heard of that. Must pre-date Morse-code based telegraphy.


Again, I want to remind everybody not to leave your name or post codes away, or write your address in an unusual format.


I've got more than one package here which can't be shipped because some information is missing.

[astonlau]

'Kits of the day' mean these keys are in stock and available to buy? and I will receive them within short time? Moreover, are there still accept Paypal?

[7bit]

Kits that start with HONEY/ and G/ and BLANK/ are in stock and ship in a few days or weeks.
Kits that start with HONEYB are only available when SP finished their production.


Default shipping methods:
USA: Google Wallet (PAYGOO) (only available in USA)
EU, except UK: EUR bank payment (PAYEUR) (only availbe in countries where SEPA payments are possible (Europe))
restworld and UK: PayPal (PAYPAL)

If you want to do PayPal payment, just order the PAYPAL kit.

[DeskNDL82]

WAITING 7bittttttttttttt ANSWER ABOUT MY SHIPMENT

Hello 7bits

Did you check your inbox???

[7bit]

These orders shipped during the last few days:
0022
0096
0219
0410
0581
0590
0681
0708
0718
0747
0749
0758
0761
0773
0789
0807
0808
0817

[7bit]

Kits of tomorrow:

HONEYB/LOTUS175/CADET
price: $6


HONEYB/SYMBOLS/R1/BLACK
price: $12


HONEYB/CURSOR/R34/WHITE
price: $6


HONEYB/INTER/BLACK
price: $45


HONEYB/SYMBOLS/SPH
price: $19


HONEYB/CURSYM/RED
price: $12


HONEYB/ALPHA/VIOLETT
price: $59



--wiki--> HONEYB - Round 6 Leftovers! <--wiki-- (in production)
--wiki--> HONEY. - Round 5 Leftovers! <--wiki-- (in stock)

[DeskNDL82]

Thank 7bits

These orders shipped during the last few days:
0022
0096
0219
0410
0581
0590
0681
0708
0718
0747
0749
0758
0761
0773
0789
0807
0808
0817

[7bit]

Everything in blue:

HONEYB/SIXTYBASE/BLUE
Price: $45


HONEYB/TKLBASE/BLUE
Price: $69


HONEYB/TKLISOBASE/BLUE
Price: $69


HONEYB/ALPHA/BLUE
Price: $59


HONEYB/ISO/BLUE
Price: $14


HONEYB/UK/BLUE
Price: $9


HONEYB/ERGOBASE/BLUE
Price: $89


HONEYB/MODBASE100/BLUE
Price: $9


HONEYB/MODEXTRA100/BLUE
Price: $7


HONEYB/MODEXTRA125/BLUE
Price: $24


HONEYB/MODEXTRA150/BLUE
Price: $29


HONEYB/MODSYM100/BLUE
Price: $9


HONEYB/MODSYM100/CADET
Price: $12


HONEYB/MODSYM125/BLUE
Price: $19


HONEYB/MODSYM125/CADET
Price: $21


HONEYB/CURSORBASE/BLUE
Price: $12


HONEYB/CURSORS/BLUE
Price: $12


HONEYB/CURSOREXTRA2/BLUE
Price: $9


HONEYB/CURSORHANDS/BLUE
Price: $8


HONEYB/CURSYM/CADET
Price: $12


HONEYB/NUMNUM/BLUE
Price: $25


HONEYB/NUMOP/BLUE
Price: $24


HONEYB/F1TOF12/BLUE
Price: $16


HONEYB/FUNCTION/BLUE
Price: $39


HONEYB/FUNCTION3/BLUE
Price: $32


HONEYB/SYMBOLS/R3/BLUE
Price: $12


HONEYB/NUMERALS/BLUE
Price: $12


HONEYB/WEBWIT150R2/BLUE
Price: $7


HONEYB/LOTUS175/BLUE
Price: $6


HONEYB/LOTUS175S/BLUE
Price: $6


HONEYB/KBDRUNNER/BLUE
Price: $3


HONEYB/SPACE300/BLUE
Price: $8


HONEYB/SPACE400/BLUE
Price: $7


HONEYB/SPACE625/BLUE
Price: $5


HONEYB/SPACE700/BLUE
Price: $7




--wiki--> HONEYB - Round 6 Leftovers! <--wiki-- (in production)
--wiki--> HONEY. - Round 5 Leftovers! <--wiki-- (in stock)

[mecano]

Everything in blue:

Already happy to get these blues

[Wodan]

I saw the list of shipped orders and got the blues straight away