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[Julle]

A little bit of poo a day, drives the doctor away?

s/doctor/everybody, to be honest...

I should know. Well, to be honest, I did it when I was three years old. Not my proudest moment in this life, but what the hell, kids are fucking stupid.

Besides, shit isn't as bad as it's made to be. Your poo could save or dramatically improve someone's life, say someone with a chronic clostridium difficile infection. I wonder if a vegan could accept fecal microbiota transplantation from a carnivore. Or if a Jehovah's witness could do the same if the feces was from someone who regularly eats products containing foreign blood.

I recommend you watch this Korean animation called Doggy poo. I would have a never though an anthropomorphic dog shit could have me in tears. It's actually really, really emotional and touching. I'm not kidding. this is truly worth watching.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doggy_Poo

[matt3o]

also intestine was the grandfather of the condom.

[Muirium]

You've got to appreciate how that came about.

Horny butcher chopping pig innards:
"Hmm. Well, I mean, I guess I'd hit that…"

Later:
"Come to think of it, this thing's pretty portable. Hey genius! I could do man and beast at the same time!" Shouts to servant wench. "I've got a new cut of meat for you to try out."
"Again?"

[adhoc]

I'm pretty sure matt3o is thinking of using one's anus as means of contraception, function similar to a condom.

[Muirium]

(That part was in the missing first chapter of the story. She did say "again".)

[matt3o]

no, I'm thinking of sticking my penis into a shark anus and using the whole as a condom. I bet she'd appreciate.

Related: http://genreauthor.blogspot.it/2011/08/ ... world.html

[adhoc]

Oh wow 10/10 article, this is why I keep coming back to Deskthority. I can relate to such content, but personally I prefer cotton socks over pig intestines. I also wash them with warm milk.

[Acanthophis]

Not to forget our ancient Egyptian friends' method.
Maybe we should stuff croco shit up sharks' anuses. I can see how this could ease the pain during...fingering..

[waffl]

After all this talk, I'm not sure anyone would want to come into physical contact with anyone else's keyboards anymore.

[Julle]

Well, you wouldn't. Keyboards are, even with periodical cleaning, dirty.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/7377002.stm

[adhoc]

In other words, Julle is giving out his feces.

Feces, up for grabs right here, in this very thread, people!

[7bit]

[Julle]

Dudes, in all seriousness, the keyboard was in use for a week. I have access to a linear accelerator, I can irradiate the (literal and figurative) shit out of it, if the lucky recipient so wishes.

[kint]

Well I guess if you let yourself pull through the water by a great white you've got half of the job done. Wrong fin though.

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The title of the film this comes from: Beyond the Cage of Fear does make a good motto for life too.

[adhoc]

Dudes, in all seriousness, the keyboard was in use for a week. I have access to a linear accelerator, I can irradiate the (literal and figurative) shit out of it, if the lucky recipient so wishes.

I was just kidding mate...

[tinnie]

Spoiler:

[Julle]

Dudes, in all seriousness, the keyboard was in use for a week. I have access to a linear accelerator, I can irradiate the (literal and figurative) shit out of it, if the lucky recipient so wishes.

I was just kidding mate...

I know, I know. But you know what... I might just scan a Topre board with CT, I'll post 3D reconstructions and the original series for everyone to see. If I find the time tomorrow, that is. Why? Because I'm curious as well, that's why. The springs and the PCB traces probably turn the image into a mesh of metal artefact, but that could be beautiful as well.

[Muirium]

Could be quite spectacular, actually. How well does silicone / rubber show up? That's Topre's secret sauce.

[Julle]

Not spectacularly, but with the right exposure parameters and some clever windowing I might get it just right.

[adhoc]

One does not simply get to understand rubber via pictures!

[Julle]

25 hour alert! 25 hour alert! Join the thread now!

[Daemon Raccoon]

Second post in thread, am curious to try typing on Shark Anus.

[pasph]

Only 5 pages?
Tsk tsk

[Ascaii]

25 hour alert! 25 hour alert! Join the thread now!

but whyyyYYY?

[J0hn]

When I win I will be giving away a 45g Topre

[adhoc]

Haha, I had the very same thing in mind! If I win I might give another one or this one and pass it on in a new raffle...just in case I wouldn't like the thing.

[suka]

Alright, since I never touched a topre I'll join this raffle (without any shark reference)

[domoaligato]

Hi.

[iAmAhab]

Follow your dreams to the max, amen.

[Slom]

I'm currently learning to touch-type ... would be very happy to learn on Topre switches