Post the ugliest keyboards you've seen!

seebart · 27 Apr 2018, 17:28

Khers wrote:
seebart wrote:
Post the ugliest keyboards you've seen!
Anything in the clack section on GH !
There are pics of wingnuts in there...

Well wingnuts aren't really very pretty are they? It's more about the trophy really IMO. Wings on a keycap?

FSTP · 27 Apr 2018, 19:08

just_add_coffee wrote: The whinging in this thread motivates me!

Well It is a thread dedicated to ugly keyboards.....

But if people are actually buying them, then more power to you I suppose.

Findecanor · 20 May 2018, 19:25

The nastiness permeates the entire thing... but the keyboard is part of it.

depletedvespene · 20 May 2018, 20:28

Nasty and unforgivably dirty, yes, but... it's not ugly in and of itself, I guess.

Elrick · 21 May 2018, 06:50

Findecanor wrote:
The nastiness permeates the entire thing... but the keyboard is part of it.

Definitely clean the keys BUT I would indeed keep the colour on that casing and spray it with a satin clear coat, to keep that level of orchestrated gunge.

It's too cool to clean off because then everyone would stay away from your keyboard due to how dirty it is BUT only you know the truth

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green-squid · 26 May 2018, 10:58

Here's part 2 by the way, all good now!

Also, ugli keybrd waaa!

Blaise170 · 26 May 2018, 14:58

I can't tell if that's a keyboard or LEGO...

snacksthecat · 26 May 2018, 15:45

The official keyboard of

green-squid · 26 May 2018, 16:14

You wot SnackCat?

mike52787 · 26 May 2018, 16:21

Self post for my own humiliation

no OTD board should ever suffer this fate, but it was my first time trying fully sculpted SA

Findecanor · 26 May 2018, 18:57

Now that looks like LEGO.

depletedvespene · 27 May 2018, 05:42

green-squid wrote:

Never mind it's a compact. Never mind its poorly designed layout. Never mind the garish colourway. Never mind the fartisans. Now... "LOBBY BOY" as the legend for the Enter key is unbearably TACKY.

hypkx · 22 Jun 2018, 22:24

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Blaise170 · 22 Jun 2018, 22:26

It's from another dimension.

Elrick · 24 Jun 2018, 05:34

hypkx wrote:
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Unusual keyboard frame being used here.

Probably terrible to use from the sides if you're seated slightly to the left or right but it's unique. The Key-caps help to drag it down into the sewer depths of mediocrity.

Wintermute1974 · 24 Jun 2018, 08:47

depletedvespene wrote:
green-squid wrote:
Never mind it's a compact. Never mind its poorly designed layout. Never mind the garish colourway. Never mind the fartisans. Now... "LOBBY BOY" as the legend for the Enter key is unbearably TACKY.

If you're a big fan of Wes Anderson's movie The Budapest Hotel, then you might want an Enter button like this to remind you of the film each time you look down at the keycaps. In the movie, the Lobby Boy wears a oddly shaped cylindrical hat in exactly these colors with the words LOBBY BOY emblazoned on it.

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Perhaps there was a limited edition run of Budapest Hotel keycaps?

fohat · 24 Jun 2018, 15:19

Elrick wrote:
hypkx wrote:
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Probably terrible to use from the sides if you're seated slightly to the left or right but it's unique.

I like the handles. It might have been pretty cool (although I would never want it personally) if all of the keys had been the deep-space blue + starlight/backlight without introducing any other themes.

Findecanor · 24 Jun 2018, 16:19

The handles would be useful if you are trying to wean yourself off using a mouse ...

snacksthecat · 26 Jun 2018, 01:58

Hey guys, just a single mouse here looking for my soul mate. Hmu if you like frapachinos and Coldplay

fohat · 26 Jun 2018, 02:12

Not the ugliest keyboard, but rather the most beautiful mouse I have seen:

Elrick · 26 Jun 2018, 07:18

fohat wrote: Not the ugliest keyboard, but rather the most beautiful mouse I have seen:

Would your Mrs approve of that device on your desk top

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Findecanor · 26 Jun 2018, 16:42

Would using it yourself be considered cheating?

codemonkeymike · 26 Jun 2018, 17:02

Findecanor wrote: Would using it yourself be considered cheating?

Practice

Elrick · 27 Jun 2018, 07:36

codemonkeymike wrote:
Findecanor wrote: Would using it yourself be considered cheating?
Practice

With women in general, it would be like cheating with a simulated device instead of enjoying 'hers'.

Secondly, I would face some hard core back lash from her and the kids, for being some kind of 'perverted freak'.

Men always get 'screwed' in every way, besides the way we would most like and it won't be pretty under any circumstance. It's nearly always going to cost big time, further on down the road.

Your device must be avoided at all cost, if you enjoy the current lifestyle and income

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zrrion · 27 Jun 2018, 09:37

What could have possibly compelled you to make a post in a keyboard forum about how your wife won't let you use a fleshlight because "that's just how women are" or whatever? Like, decorum dude.

andrewjoy · 27 Jun 2018, 12:28

Women love the bad boys

kbdfr · 27 Jun 2018, 12:57

andrewjoy wrote: Women love the bad boys

Lifelong experience tells the opposite

green-squid · 27 Jun 2018, 13:34

elrick calm down your tits!!!

Dingster · 27 Jun 2018, 13:53

Elrick, the man, the myth, the legend

vometia · 27 Jun 2018, 15:58

andrewjoy wrote: Women love the bad boys

Really.