My car just crapped on me

[7bit]

I failed. I try to counter one joke with another and did not succeed.

[itlnstln]

^ This makes much more sense.

It must have been a marketing campaign that was not run in the US. Americans don't comprehend "The Del Monte Man says, 'YES,'" either. Must've been a UK thing.

[7bit]

^ This makes much more sense.

It must have been a marketing campaign that was not run in the US. Americans don't comprehend "The Del Monte Man says, 'YES,'" either. Must've been a UK thing.

The famous Simon Templar is called THE SAINT!!!


He used to drive a Volvo P1800 (pictured).


Now, which would be the perfect car for Half-SAINT????

[itlnstln]

He used to drive a Volvo P1800 (pictured).


Now, which would be the perfect car for Half-SAINT????

A Volvo P900.

[7bit]

A Volvo P900.

!!!!

[webwit]

I'm just gonna put this in here.

[7bit]

I'm just gonna put [LINK TO UGLY US CAR] in here.

OK, let's say car doesn't matter as long as it has got Cherry switches and double-shot keycaps!

Mine has BTW.

[itlnstln]

I'm just gonna put this in here.

Cue bad "keys" jokes.

[Half-Saint]

I suggest you move. Seriously.

I live 5 minutes from work. Best move I ever made. I live downtown, and I can walk just about everywhere.

I used to live 5 minutes from work.. then I moved 25km from work.. and now I'm 55km from work and it sucks.

At the moment, moving is out of the question. My gf (can't say wife since we're not married) would freak out, if I even mentioned that! We recently finished renovating and furnishing an apartment in her home town and I kind of like it here.

I'll probably be looking for a job here but since it's a small town I'm not keeping my hopes up.

[7bit]

... and now I'm 55km from work and it sucks. ...

If you've got the right car, it is 55km full of fun!

[Half-Saint]

It would be fun in a Lotus Exige but I can't afford one

[Minskleip]

You can trade it for a keyboard