Are there any normal guys here?

depletedvespene · 22 Jul 2019, 22:10

scottc wrote: 22 Jul 2019, 22:00 Wow, I think this has been the only good DT thread in the past year or so. Thanks, Fanny.

ps: I always suspected that photekq fella. Always trying to pop cherries. Beware!

Well, at least photekq did the honorable thing and married the chippy. It's sad that things didn't work out afterwards...

photekq · 22 Jul 2019, 22:32

scottc wrote: 22 Jul 2019, 22:00 ps: I always suspected that photekq fella. Always trying to pop cherries. Beware!

Dude's a total creep. Gaze upon his visage and become undone.

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Findecanor · 22 Jul 2019, 23:24

mr_a500 wrote: 22 Jul 2019, 16:44 That looks like the keyboard version of The Trouble With Tribbles.

That begs the question: Why don't keyboards purr after you have typed on them gently, like Tribbles do?

And why can't keyboards multiply by themselves if I feed them grain? That would save me a lot of money.

Delirious · 23 Jul 2019, 00:00

FannieGlava wrote: 22 Jul 2019, 11:24 As I understand it, I’ll wait for an answer to my personal messages for a long time, so I am writing here!

Actually, I’ve on your forum a long time ago, but I had to register again - why, I’ll tell you later.
Recently, I broke up with my husband (some people know him here!), and I've been chatting on dating sites for 2 years. It's a shame, but it's true.
Dating sites disappointed me. Too many perverts and just dumb men. I like strong intellectuals. I am an engineer, but also I'm trying myself in the modeling business. ...

Oh yeah, I'm 24, and I love online chat rooms))) instagram, skype. I'll reply only with a personal message! But I can answer in the evening only - I'm running away for a while!
I hope for a serious relationship. Write, maybe I'm lucky here.

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In any case, my other photos can be viewed here, I will be glad to meet you, I love flirt))

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P.S. photekq! Dont write me again, dude! You're in ignore list!
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Dick size is bigger than mine, what's your secret gurl?

snacksthecat · 23 Jul 2019, 00:09

Hey, nice guy here.

I too like to dabble in the finer things (sweet keebs). Wondering if perchance you’re looking for someone to talk clack with. I’m a bit of a legend in these parts so don’t be intimidated by my reputation.

By the way, what are your top 5 picks for baby names?

I look forward to hearing from you. Please respond.

Wazrach · 23 Jul 2019, 01:05

please sex

depletedvespene · 23 Jul 2019, 01:45

Findecanor wrote: 22 Jul 2019, 23:24
mr_a500 wrote: 22 Jul 2019, 16:44 That looks like the keyboard version of The Trouble With Tribbles.
That begs the question: Why don't keyboards purr after you have typed on them gently, like Tribbles do?

And why can't keyboards multiply by themselves if I feed them grain? That would save me a lot of money.

Where do you think keypads come from? An ISO keyboard loves an ANSI keyboard very much, they interlace their cords, they actuate each others' alphas, and...

mr_a500 · 23 Jul 2019, 13:57

Findecanor wrote: 22 Jul 2019, 23:24
mr_a500 wrote: 22 Jul 2019, 16:44 That looks like the keyboard version of The Trouble With Tribbles.
That begs the question: Why don't keyboards purr after you have typed on them gently, like Tribbles do?

And why can't keyboards multiply by themselves if I feed them grain? That would save me a lot of money.

You can't get keyboards to mate successfully in captivity. They only do it in the wild. (... though one time I did see my Micro Switch keypad attempt to sodomize my Victor 9000 - but I ran over and broke that up before it went too far)

Findecanor · 23 Jul 2019, 14:16

depletedvespene wrote: 23 Jul 2019, 01:45
Findecanor wrote: 22 Jul 2019, 23:24 And why can't keyboards multiply by themselves if I feed them grain? That would save me a lot of money.
Where do you think keypads come from? An ISO keyboard loves an ANSI keyboard very much, they interlace their cords, they actuate each others' alphas, and...

And here I had been keeping my (few) ANSI and ISO keyboards in different pens. No wonder nothing happened. My few RGB-gradient backlit keyboards had been acting strange though.

depletedvespene · 23 Jul 2019, 15:07

Findecanor wrote: 23 Jul 2019, 14:16
depletedvespene wrote: 23 Jul 2019, 01:45
Findecanor wrote: 22 Jul 2019, 23:24 And why can't keyboards multiply by themselves if I feed them grain? That would save me a lot of money.
Where do you think keypads come from? An ISO keyboard loves an ANSI keyboard very much, they interlace their cords, they actuate each others' alphas, and...
And here I had been keeping my (few) ANSI and ISO keyboards in different pens. No wonder nothing happened. My few RGB-gradient backlit keyboards had been acting strange though.

Well, there's flamboyant RGB keyboards and flamboyant BAE keyboards... if you know what I mean.

Just leave TIE compact keyboards to be themselves, as well.

CountNoctua · 24 Jul 2019, 21:48

I'm not normal.

I am the prince of Zamunda. Marry me and you will experience pleasures and riches beyond your wildest dreams. Zamunda forever!
(wait, wrong movie)

Scarpia · 25 Jul 2019, 10:36

You guys may be normal now, but I was normal before it was weird:

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Spoiler:

CountNoctua · 25 Jul 2019, 12:26

Scarpia wrote: 25 Jul 2019, 10:36 You guys may be normal now, but I was normal before it was weird:

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Spoiler:
j/k, that’s my daughter pulling her first keycaps a few hours ago

Cute now, but you may need to monitor carefully in case she starts randomly swearing in Dutch or if her first word is "noice".