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[Julle]

1 day left! Only 1 day left! We need more entrants in this raffle! I was expecting more, lots more! Remember kids, you're not accomplice even if I'm convicted.

Inform your brothers, sisters, mothers, fathers, aunts, and uncles! Even the ones that might have molested you but you can't quite remember!

Shark anus week is coming to an end!


2013 was quite frankly shit for me, so I want to kick off 2014 by doing something nice. Let's raffle off a Topre Realforce 87UB 55 g, the infamous shark's anus of keyboards.




The rules are quite simple. Post a message in this thread. I will randomly choose the winner from those who posted. That's right. You just have to exist in this thread to be eligible. Isn't that just nice and dandy?

You have until Friday the 10th of January 22:00 UTC to post your entries. I will raffle the fucking thing if I ever manage to get out of work that night. Otherwise, I will notify the lucky winner on Saturday the 11th.





(BTW, this is more Off topic than Marketplace, IMO, but if you feel a compelling need to move this thread, please do.)

[Muirium]

First you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the laxatives. Mmmmm…

You're nuts, Julius, but you didn't need us to tell you that!

[002]

Theophilus Thistler, the thistle sifter, in sifting a seiveful of unsifted thistles thrust three thousand thistles through the thick of his thumb.

[Broadmonkey]

Fingering a sharks anus in a manner that resembles playing a piano... how can I let it pass!

[zoidbergslo]

So does horse laxative work on sharks too?

Julle you are crazy indeed. I hope this year will be better for you.

[matt3o]

cheers up!

next year we'll have Jaws 19!

[scottc]

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[jbl]

There is nothing worse than being horny and having to go to the bathroom at the same time.

[Muirium]

A thriving corner of the porn industry disagrees with that. But the less said about that the better…

[bhtooefr]

Viagra, Cialis, AND horse laxatives?

Sounds like a fun night.

[7bit]

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[mr_a500]

cheers up!

next year we'll have Jaws 19!

I feel like I've been waiting forever for that fucking movie.

Remember though, 4 years after that we've got Replicants running loose.



I better warm up my Voight-Kampff machine. "He say you Brade Runner."

[nathanscribe]

That also means that in 2019, LA will have an upturned Millenium Falcon buried in its architecture. And ten years after that, we're sending Reece back. Reece? Keep playing those games. We've embedded subliminal training routines. Never know when they'll come in handy.

Actually we know *exactly* when they'll come in handy, but you weren't born yet.

[tlt]

I'm still waiting for 2001

[7bit]

Nice laptop!

[matt3o]

it's not a laptop, it's a smartphone, can't you see?!

[wheybags]

Well hell, I can't not post in here

[Julle]

There is nothing worse than being horny and having to go to the bathroom at the same time.

A thriving corner of the porn industry disagrees with that. But the less said about that the better…

A veterinarian friend of mine once treated a horse which always had an erection while defecating (he wasn't treated for these symptoms, though). My friend says it was neurological, I say the horse was a pervert.

Well hell, I can't not post in here

So does horse laxative work on sharks too?

I imagine it could be fatal for the shark. Someone would have to finger the anus to stop the feces.

[mr_a500]

I imagine it could be fatal for the shark. Someone would have to finger the anus to stop the feces.

I imagine that could be fatal for the person fingering the shark's anus.

Strange, I never imagined typing a sentence like that.

[Julle]

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I needing pay $50,000 by 6th January to key cap producer.

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[matt3o]

also there must be some kind of feline epidemic in Russia, because I keep getting emails about pussies looking for my attention over there.

[IvanIvanovich]

If you are a time traveler or alien disguised as human and or have the technology to travel physically through time I need your help!

My life has been severely tampered with and cursed!!

I have suffered tremendously and am now dying!

I need to be able to:

Travel back in time.

Rewind my life including my age back to 4.

Be able to remember what I know now so that I can prevent my life from being tampered with again after I go back.

I am in very great danger and need this immediately!

I am aware that there are many types of time travel, and that humans do not do well through certain types.

I need as close to temporal reversion as possible, as safely as possible. To be able to rewind the hands of time in such a way that the universe of now will cease to exist.

I know that there are some very powerful people out there with alien or government equipment capable of doing just that.

If you can help me I will pay for your teleport or trip down here, Along with hotel stay, food and all expenses. I will pay top dollar for the equipment. Proof must be provided.

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[damorgue]

[scottc]

also there must be some kind of feline epidemic in Russia, because I keep getting emails about pussies looking for my attention over there.

I'm still shocked that they offer them mail-order too! Won't the poor kitties suffocate in the little boxes?!

[Kurk]

Well, this is still 1964 years away. On the other hand, a recent call with my cable provider's help desk conjured up this exact image

[Julle]

also there must be some kind of feline epidemic in Russia, because I keep getting emails about pussies looking for my attention over there.

I'm still shocked that they offer them mail-order too! Won't the poor kitties suffocate in the little boxes?!

You'd better ask Schrödinger.

[Muirium]

Before the web, there was the classified ad:

[mr_a500]

If you are a time traveler or alien disguised as human and or have the technology to travel physically through time I need your help!

I can physically travel through time, but only forward at a fairly slow speed of one day per... day.

I wonder why nobody seems to have considered: if you can indeed travel through time while in the exact same spot in space, you'll most likely end up floating in space somewhere (and die from explosive decompression a second later). Everything is in constant motion - the Earth revolving, orbiting the Sun, the Sun around the galaxy, the galaxy rushing away from other galaxies. A single minute time travel in the exact same space could leave you light years away from where the Earth has moved.

[matt3o]

I wonder why nobody seems to have considered:

actually there's a tv series called Seven Days where the hero could travel 7 days in the past and he had to do a very complex maneuver to keep alignment with Earth movement while time travelling.

[mr_a500]

I didn't know. I haven't watched TV in years. (...too busy time travelling)