Post your deskthority header images here

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Muirium
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14 Mar 2015, 13:07

Prude!

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7bit

14 Mar 2015, 13:07

Here we go:
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webwit
Wild Duck

14 Mar 2015, 13:09

I like the other one better. Like he's flying in as superman.

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Prelim

14 Mar 2015, 13:11

is it only me or you are being chaste behavioral on this? omfg seriously, we can only see a naked back of the woman... obviously it's the fact that she's in front of an old computer which is the most relevant of the picture. Is very silly to even think of this in term of sexist/men club @@
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7bit

14 Mar 2015, 13:11

:shock:
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webwit
Wild Duck

14 Mar 2015, 13:13

Can't you bring them together in one header, like Adam and Eve?

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7bit

14 Mar 2015, 13:13

Yes, one moment please ...

A link to the original would be nice, BTW ...
:oops:
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This one looks best, but maybe I should remove the 4 extra guys.
:-)
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webwit
Wild Duck

14 Mar 2015, 13:24

Now we're getting into art. Eve is eating the apple! What does this mean...

mr_a500

14 Mar 2015, 13:25

If you're going to actually make a header out of it, use the original:
(a clearer one than the one I used)
adam and eve brochure small.jpg
...and please only put one Adam. I hate super-symmetry.

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7bit

14 Mar 2015, 13:26

It says small, I want the big one, or just a link to the source!
:-)

mr_a500

14 Mar 2015, 13:28

There doesn't appear to be a large.

http://www.logicalbusiness.com/Product% ... e/Adam.htm

This is the crappy one I used:

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7bit

14 Mar 2015, 13:34

here we go:
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mr_a500

14 Mar 2015, 13:35

Yes, now we're getting somewhere.

The "I" covers up Adam's Apple though. (so to speak)

Maybe if Adam was on the right, like this one:

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Edit: Hey! You did exactly what I was saying, at the exact time I said it.

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Muirium
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14 Mar 2015, 13:38

mr_a500 wrote: ...and please only put one Adam. I hate super-symmetry.
Hear hear! The more natural the better.
7bit wrote: Is that an early apple?
No. But this is:
Draft for a modular Apple Lisa from Jahr 1982  |  © Hartmut Esslinger und frog team/Arnoldsche Art PublishersIndechs-AppleDesigns-neverproduced-HatrmutEsslinger-FrogDesign
Draft for a modular Apple Lisa from Jahr 1982 | © Hartmut Esslinger und frog team/Arnoldsche Art PublishersIndechs-AppleDesigns-neverproduced-HatrmutEsslinger-FrogDesign
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Muirium
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14 Mar 2015, 13:40

Nice one!

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BUT needs a more natural clone job on the left background, and that missing desk corner is icky…

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seebart
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14 Mar 2015, 13:46

this thread has gone TRASHY and TACKY. I'm not prude Mu. I seriously hope you are NOT going to use any of these!

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7bit

14 Mar 2015, 13:54

The edge was easy ..
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Halvar

14 Mar 2015, 13:59

Prelim wrote: is it only me or you are being chaste behavioral on this? omfg seriously, we can only see a naked back of the woman... obviously it's the fact that she's in front of an old computer which is the most relevant of the picture. Is very silly to even think of this in term of sexist/men club @@
As I said, this is not about too much skin, it's about the context in which it appears here, which is advertising of a computer to men. I don't know if you knew this, but the only place on earth where women sit naked in front of a 70's computers trying to seduce someone with an apple is a men's fantasy. :D

There's no problem with men's fantasies, but using one as a header image on DT subtly says that it is a men's club, and I don't see why we would want that.

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seebart
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14 Mar 2015, 14:00

Halvar wrote:
Prelim wrote: is it only me or you are being chaste behavioral on this? omfg seriously, we can only see a naked back of the woman... obviously it's the fact that she's in front of an old computer which is the most relevant of the picture. Is very silly to even think of this in term of sexist/men club @@
As I said, this is not about too much skin, it's about the context in which it appears here, which is advertising of a computer to men. I don't know if you knew this, but the only place on earth where women sit naked in front of a 70's computers trying to seduce someone with an apple is a men's fantasy. :D

There's no problem with men's fantasies, but using one as a header image on DT subtly says that it is a men's club, and I don't see why we would want that.
Agreed! We do have female users here at DT. Let's ask them about this fun little header! What does it say to you ladies? And I'm not a feminist or anything, trust me.
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mr_a500

14 Mar 2015, 14:00

seebart wrote: this thread has gone TRASHY and TACKY. I'm not prude Mu. I seriously hope you are NOT going to use any of these!
We have gone wicked in seebart's absence. :mrgreen:

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We must cast Muirium out!

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Hey wait a minute... what if we put Moses on the left?
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Prelim

14 Mar 2015, 14:02

use the original photo, or don't use it at all! just my 2 cents ;)

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7bit

14 Mar 2015, 14:06

The last for today:
Apple_004b.jpg
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Title: Adam is bringing Eve another Apple ...
:-)

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matt3o
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14 Mar 2015, 14:19

lazy saturday, huh?

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7bit

14 Mar 2015, 14:23

In the next scene, god throws them out of his garden, because they took his Apple!
:evilgeek:

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Daniel Beardsmore

14 Mar 2015, 14:43

seebart wrote: that´s sickening webwit. Stop it please!
It's only fair!

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ramnes
ПБТ НАВСЕГДА

14 Mar 2015, 14:57

Some dye-subz.
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7bit

14 Mar 2015, 15:11

Lacks naked girl!
:o

Fixed that for you:
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Muirium
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14 Mar 2015, 15:38

What torrent have I unleashed upon an unsuspecting rectangle? The horror! The horror.

Anyway, I like the original "Eve" picture because of its campy 70s perfection. The Eve advert is silly in an Austin Powers kind of way, which I admire. It's so bad it's good!

But I won't keep it in permanent circulation. I don't know if I'll retire it forever after a little while (remember the purple Kishsaver?) or bring it back next Valentine's Day.

The Adam & Eve combo is a nice idea. He's more of a fool than she is! But I need one that looks right. 7bit's fondness for duplication and horizontal flips shall not pass.

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7bit

14 Mar 2015, 15:54

Generally: It would be nice to keep all non-duplicates in the list, so at special days, they can be re-used.
:-)

mr_a500

14 Mar 2015, 16:28

7bit wrote: Generally: It would be nice to keep all non-duplicates in the list, so at special days, they can be re-used.
:-)
Matt3o's pumpkin would be a great one to bring out for Halloween - but it's so great that I don't think it'll be out of the active list before then.

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