Deskthority Secret Santa 2015

[matt3o]

No opening your presents before Christmas, kids!

yeeah sure

[7bit]

I never understood these "expectations" from Secret Santa. If I get a pair of socks with keyboards on them, I'm happy.

For those with retarded shipping costs (me included), no one says you have to ship a complete keyboard. There's keycaps, pcb's, plates, novelties, etc that can be shipped in padded envelopes for almost nothing (hell, AlinH shipped an entire 60% keyboard in an envelope without any problems).

So yeah, if I get someone close (DE mostly), you might get a keyboard, if I get someone from the US/AUS/etc you can bet your ass you're not getting a keyboard

Yea, it needs not to be a keyboard.


Sometimes, a single key cap is more than a complete keyboard.


Gimme Clacks!

[Muirium]

For the lucky Santa who gets my address: I accept buckling spring and Topre boards, and buckling spring and Topre Clacks. I will be judging you!

(That's the dream anyway. Let's see what really happens. Alps is good, too. And I'm always out of stabs and such.)

[7bit]

I take any Micro Switch keyboard (ie with Hall effect switches).
Also:
Industrial gray 122 key model F, or any metal case keyboard.

[Muirium]

(Starts wrapping an M122 in tin foil…)

[kbdfr]

I’d like anything keyboard related, please.

[matt3o]

this year I have some serious shit to share. looking forward

[mr_a500]

I hope you don't mean that literally.

Spoiler:

[matt3o]

I hope you don't mean that literally.

Spoiler:

speaking of dream jobs

[Spikebolt]

I'm in!

[HzFaq]

I hope you don't mean that literally.

Spoiler:

speaking of dream jobs

That's how I feel when I'm talking to our marketing team.

[DanielT]

I hope you don't mean that literally.

Spoiler:

speaking of dream jobs

That's how I feel when I'm talking to our marketing team.

I think this how everybody feels when talking to marketing

[andrewjoy]

I think this how everybody feels when talking to marketing

Our marketing team are nice , when they don't talk about marketing.

[jou]

Shortening the deadline is fine for me. I also have a shipping address in Germany if that would reduce shipping cost.

[Muirium]

7bit: Let us define our own (multiple) addresses, okay? I leave in early December and won't be back at home until February! My Santa needs both addresses to make a decision.

[7bit]

ADDRESS
-- Secret Satan address --
Muirium
Keyboard Road
Honeywell, MX3270
Scotland
-- alternative Secret Satan address --
Muirium
Model F Drive 122
Micro Switch, MX 11900
USA

[andrewjoy]

SO then is there a funky bot , or do we email you , whats the rub ?

[kbdfr]

[…]
-- Secret Sata address --
[…]

Secret SATA?

[andrewjoy]

lol

do sata have an address ? I know SCSI and therefore SAS will

[7bit]

SO then is there a funky bot , or do we email you , whats the rub ?

Ideally, you submit your address to CherryMX.


But, most of you need to do nothing at all.

[andrewjoy]

mine is on there.

So where is that R4 repair kit

[7bit]

[…]
-- Secret Satan address --
[…]

Secret SATA?

I've fixed that for me!

[Muirium]

I'll PM you both my shipping addresses.

Don't bother confusing the bot with this extra knowledge. The last thing I need is American caps shipped from Germany back to America, just so I can take them home to Europe again…

[Khers]

Oh, so it's turning into deskthority secret satan 2015. Almost makes me want to join

[Muirium]

Go on! It's all a cunning scheme to get rid of our unwanted junk. Everyone opens up their prezzies on Christmas, just to find Santa has a thing for Cherry MY!

[Khers]

Or generic rubberdomes, got a bunch of those...

[Muirium]

That's it, broken switches, snapped caps and an ugly branded case for you!

[seebart]

Or generic rubberdomes

It's the thought that counts!

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[Muirium]

This one-downmanship could get pretty bad. Next you're going to inspire someone to send me MX browns!

[chzel]

Or an IBM PCjr keyboard?
I hear they are Satan's favorites.