And I like curves. And blue. AND LOUD!!!
So when I discovered that this keyboard existed, my OCD kicked into overdrive.
Before:
![Image](https://i.imgur.com/VKBn3Co.jpg)
I wanted to replace the archaic, vastly inferior ISO layout with a modern, far superior ANSI layout, complete with the standard bottom row. I first attempted to cut out the switch holes with a Dremel, but couldn't achieve the necessary precision.
Instead, I cut out the alpha-numeric portion of this keyboard's switch plate and replaced it with the alpha-numeric portion of a Das' switch plate. It's held in place with copious amounts of Loctite Metal and Concrete Epoxy. Will it hold long-term? We'll see I guess.
I also replaced the crappy Cherry crappy MX crappy white (or is it "clear"???) switches with Kailh Thick Click Box Jades and one Box Navy for the spacebar. The Jades seem to feel better with Krytox on the clickbar and slider notch.
![Image](https://i.imgur.com/1jN5ku6.jpg)
I handwired everything and used hot glue to secure the switches to the plate so that I could pull keycaps without ripping out the entire switch. I'd love to find a more elegant solution to this issue.
I also cut the case tabs that obstructed the GUI keys on the bottom row.
The base of this board is a ridiculously huge, empty metal box. Originally, it only had a small controller bolted in it. But that metal box is one hell of an echo chamber/megaphone.
![Image](https://i.imgur.com/lbyXjYQ.jpg)
Put it all together, SA Dancer Dasher keycaps ...
![Image](https://i.imgur.com/1M1mBGn.jpg)
REAL keyboards have curves!
![Image](https://i.imgur.com/9sgZnrL.jpg)
With the solenoid on, this keyboard is louder than any keyboard that I have ever experienced ... I cannot imagine a louder keyboard out there, though I have a decent imagination and will keep trying.
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