Go-Kart wrote: ↑13 May 2021, 23:12
Glad you've both had some nerdy fun
Well I have good news and bad news for you.
The good news is that when I describe the HP switch as a blag Holy Panda, I meant that it's a cheap Chinese clone. Feker make them. Sometimes they're listed as Holy Pandas on eBay, Ali Express, etc. but more and more I'm seeing them pop up as Feker branded. Most likely because they've now got a reputation for being half decent. Although the one I sent you was lightly lubed with Super Lube Oil. They are cheap and well worth the money in my opinion.
I knew they were knockoffs, but I didn't know
which knockoffs: there's no branding badge on the upper housing, just a blank rectangle. I have seen the Feker ones around so that makes sense. And aye, was apparent it'd been lubed to some extent or another because it's smooth as hell compared to the Mysterios Zealios, which sounded and felt like sandpaper by comparison. The horseshoe cloppy sound of the Phoney Pandas (Holy Fekin' Pandas?) bottoming out tickled me, which I wasn't expecting, and I liked how easy it was not to bottom out if desired: the latter is something I specifically want out of whatever switches I end up using here, ideally. It's part of what drew me to BOX Pink. It would almost be a shame not to bottom out on these though, because I really like that sound for some reason.
Go-Kart wrote: ↑13 May 2021, 23:12
The bad news is that, yes, you do like Zealios. Your guestimates of the weighting are correct if my invoice is anything to go by.
Damn, I'm not bad at this! Hahah.
Go-Kart wrote: ↑13 May 2021, 23:12
I like both of them too. Both are stock, along with all of the switches I sent you, save the Fake Holy Panda and the Razer Orange. I found both of the Zealios to be nice, particularly the 65. I'd find it hard to suffer the cost of Zealios but depending on where I settle with my switch tastes across different form factors/use cases, I may go there one day.
I think from what I've liked so far I'd be tempted to get the 65 g Zealios (are these the V2 btw?) but lube them to smooth them a touch, maybe just the sliders and springs or something, I dunno... but I don't feel like they justify their price tag, tbh. The Phoney Pandas might, but I suspect I find them more of a novelty than anything else and I'm still probably looking for a click bar switch, which may end up being exactly what I started with, BOX Pinks.
Go-Kart wrote: ↑13 May 2021, 23:12
What did you think to the Razer? I'd imagine it'd be too light for your taste from what you have pointed to so far but I like them (when lubed).
If I recall correctly I think I said something to the effect of "that's sort of like a crap version of [the knockoff Holy Panda]" so that probably tells you I wasn't keen, hahah. EDIT: Just meaning key feel / tactility, not the sound, of course. (I was more or less blind testing them myself, I intentionally stuck keycaps on without paying attention so I would be as bias-free as reasonably possible.) You're correct in that the weighting wasn't my thing but I didn't like how slight the tactility was either, especially seeing as it sat so high up. It more or less felt linear because you clear the bump basically instantly. Similarly, I was amused to find that I am in the MX Browns Are Bad Club after all (again, despite the fact I would have revelled in being a contrarian bastard). I'm almost disappointed in myself. Incidentally, my partner had the exact same response to both the Gateron and BOX Browns that I did, which was basically revulsion, hahah. She was playing something as we were doing this, which I was taking advantage of by letting her test stuff independently without seeing which switches I was pressing while she was distracted by the game so that she'd come to her own conclusions, and yet we came to many of the same. Neither of us knew which switches we were pressing when we landed on the Zealios and Holy Pandas and I was annoyed when I found out hahah.
I think my theoretical "ideal" switch in this MX-y style would have a teensy pre-travel, then a giant tactile event, then a resistant bottom out. The trouble is that it's evidently difficult to achieve all that with balance: if you get one thing right, it screws up another. Too much resistance at the tactile event and you have to push so hard to clear it that you thump into the bottom out because of momentum and not having time to stop exerting pressure (BOX Navy); too much spring resistance and you are already pressing so hard before you get to the tactile event that you clear it and barely notice (e.g. BOX Heavy Pale Blue imo); loads of tactility but not enough spring resistance and you end up with that horrid sticky upstroke (BOX Jade). In other words, I feel like it's more or less impossible to get what I want from an MX type design. In fairness, even buckling springs don't quite tick all those boxes! I honestly don't buy that buckling spring Model M boards are a viable way of learning how not to bottom out, because you need to use just enough force to buckle them with ease such that you really don't have enough time to pull back after the actuation so bottom out is inevitable. The only way I can see it being possible, and still not even easy, would be to type stupidly slowly. I'm nowhere near the fastest typer around but I'm fairly consistently going over the 100 wpm mark (as daft a metric as that may be) and often reaching into the 110s, which is fast enough that I really am not going to have the requisite response time on each keypress to stop exerting pressure at precisely the right instant to prevent the key bottoming out. I think that knockoff Holy Panda might be the first switch I've tried that might actually make that a realistic possibility, as I found it quite elementary to push past the somewhat-but-not-entirely rounded tactile bump and then stop, even when pressing the key repeatedly and very quickly. But of course it might be different if I loaded up a whole board with them and started typing in a real world scenario (I don't actually think so in this case though).
Go-Kart wrote: ↑13 May 2021, 23:12
As for all that clicky non-sense, I can't stand the sound of them so I've never really invested time to discern whether I like the key feel of any of them!
Here's the thing: I honestly don't give much of a crap about clicky switches being clicky, as in noise. It's a side effect that serves me some purpose, in that it makes my job a teensy bit easier because it's bloody obvious I'm busy typing in the background and if I fall quiet for a moment people don't assume I fell asleep or the line dropped or whatever. For me, it's all about the tactility: I just want a giant big lump in between me and switch actuation to tell me in no uncertain terms that I have indeed pressed a key and should now stop pressing it. It just so happens that the clickiness seems to coincide with the tactility a lot of the time, which suits me just fine. That's why I don't think I can hack the Pale Blues, they basically only have the clicky noise and the tactility is minimal. Unfortunately, it would appear that the MX world is somewhat tactility-starved, if things like the only-just-tactile Phoney Pandas are any indication of what's popular atm. I like them but they're nowhere near as tactile as I'd like, especially after using buckling springs. This search for an acceptable MX derivative is for me purely an exploratory thing to avoid wasting an otherwise perfectly good keyboard that I've repaired but don't actually want to use because I hate the switches; I am so far fully confident that I'm very much a buckling springs guy, but I am deeply intrigued by Topre as well now. I am not, however, intrigued enough to spend the kind of money that those boards cost. I'd rather drop that sort of cash on a vintage Model F or an especially nice/rare Model M or something than a RealForce or whatever.