(EU-NL) 10 NeXT Keyboard's with feet-Make offers in comments!

[raoulduke-esq]

Oh hell to the nah son! 5.01 euros for ABP151430

[dorkvader]

Regarding ABP151430.

I'll raise my offer to 5.02 euro.

I think I want it slightly more but still only a little.

[Mandarbmax]

5 euros for that ABP151430
I used to have one of these in 2012 and I sold it for about that since nobody wanted it. The one you have looks like it'll take about 5 hours to clean it up so it's usable so the offer price is adjusted to reflect that.

I think I could get it done in only about 4:55 so I'll bid 5.05 euros for it

[dorkvader]

5 euros for that ABP151430
I used to have one of these in 2012 and I sold it for about that since nobody wanted it. The one you have looks like it'll take about 5 hours to clean it up so it's usable so the offer price is adjusted to reflect that.

I think I could get it done in only about 4:55 so I'll bid 5.05 euros for it

I'll up to 5,10 euros. Since there's two of us bidding in this range, it's clearly not worth much.

[Mandarbmax]

5 euros for that ABP151430
I used to have one of these in 2012 and I sold it for about that since nobody wanted it. The one you have looks like it'll take about 5 hours to clean it up so it's usable so the offer price is adjusted to reflect that.

I think I could get it done in only about 4:55 so I'll bid 5.05 euros for it

I'll up to 5,10 euros. Since there's two of us bidding in this range, it's clearly not worth much.

I can bid 5.13 euros on it, but only because I will be saving on shipping since I'm getting '0026 as well.

[dorkvader]

I think I could get it done in only about 4:55 so I'll bid 5.05 euros for it

I'll up to 5,10 euros. Since there's two of us bidding in this range, it's clearly not worth much.

I can bid 5.13 euros on it, but only because I will be saving on shipping since I'm getting '0026 as well.

You drive a hard bargain but it's clearly worth slightly more.

But I just looked up the dollar to euro exchange rate on paypal and it's not great.

I bid 5,17 on ABP151430

[raoulduke-esq]

I'll up to 5,10 euros. Since there's two of us bidding in this range, it's clearly not worth much.

I can bid 5.13 euros on it, but only because I will be saving on shipping since I'm getting '0026 as well.

You drive a hard bargain but it's clearly worth slightly more.

But I just looked up the dollar to euro exchange rate on paypal and it's not great.

I bid 5,17

I just checked under my couch cushions and now I could go up to 5,18

[dorkvader]

I can bid 5.13 euros on it, but only because I will be saving on shipping since I'm getting '0026 as well.

You drive a hard bargain but it's clearly worth slightly more.

But I just looked up the dollar to euro exchange rate on paypal and it's not great.

I bid 5,17

I just checked under my couch cushions and now I could go up to 5,18

I just found out I can con one of the undergrads to clean this for me, so I can definitely do 5,19
As you know undergrads time are worth about 0,003 euro an hour.

[Mandarbmax]

I can bid 5.13 euros on it, but only because I will be saving on shipping since I'm getting '0026 as well.

You drive a hard bargain but it's clearly worth slightly more.

But I just looked up the dollar to euro exchange rate on paypal and it's not great.

I bid 5,17

I just checked under my couch cushions and now I could go up to 5,18

This is just too rich for my blood. I can't keep up with this bidding war. Good luck you rich nut jobs.

[raoulduke-esq]

You drive a hard bargain but it's clearly worth slightly more.

But I just looked up the dollar to euro exchange rate on paypal and it's not great.

I bid 5,17

I just checked under my couch cushions and now I could go up to 5,18

I just found out I can con one of the undergrads to clean this for me, so I can definitely do 5,19
As you know undergrads time are worth about 0,003 euro an hour.

I just did something I’m not proud of in the metro station bathroom. I can do 5,20 now.

[dorkvader]

I just checked under my couch cushions and now I could go up to 5,18

I just found out I can con one of the undergrads to clean this for me, so I can definitely do 5,19
As you know undergrads time are worth about 0,003 euro an hour.

I just did something I’m not proud of in the metro station bathroom. I can do 5,20 now.

It's worth overpaying for a keyboard if you have fun other ways. I'm really enjoying the novelty of bidding for a keyboard in DT instead of ebay, so I can raise my bid all the way up to 5,27 euros.

[raoulduke-esq]

I just found out I can con one of the undergrads to clean this for me, so I can definitely do 5,19
As you know undergrads time are worth about 0,003 euro an hour.

I just did something I’m not proud of in the metro station bathroom. I can do 5,20 now.

It's worth overpaying for a keyboard if you have fun other ways. I'm really enjoying the novelty of bidding for a keyboard in DT instead of ebay, so I can raise my bid all the way up to 5,27 euros.

I don't know if I can keep going today... my jaw is still kind of tired. I'll ice it this evening and try again tomorrow.

[crypto_sloth]

DM'ing you - live in the Netherlands

[dorkvader]

@seller I think I'm past raoulduke-esq's max bid. Please add me to the OP.

For reference it's 5,27 euro for ABP151430

TYVM

[Rayndalf]

@seller I think I'm past raoulduke-esq's max bid. Please add me to the OP.

For reference it's 5,27 euro for ABP151430

TYVM

I'll offer 5,29 euros for ABP151430

[dorkvader]

@seller I think I'm past raoulduke-esq's max bid. Please add me to the OP.

For reference it's 5,27 euro for ABP151430

TYVM

I'll offer 5,29 euros for ABP151430

It's times like this where I sometimes wonder: Where do we Come From? What Are We? Where Are We Going? Why has a keyboard somehow been bid up to my third favorite prime number?

Put me down for 541 euro cents (5,41 euros total) for ABP151430

[Mandarbmax]

@seller I think I'm past raoulduke-esq's max bid. Please add me to the OP.

For reference it's 5,27 euro for ABP151430

TYVM

I'll offer 5,29 euros for ABP151430

It's times like this where I sometimes wonder: Where do we Come From? What Are We? Where Are We Going? Why has a keyboard somehow been bid up to my third favorite prime number?

Put me down for 541 euro cents (5,41 euros total) for ABP151430

Grandma gave me some hard candy which I used to sneakily replace the change in a homeless blind man's cup. I can do 5.50 euros!

[raoulduke-esq]

I'll offer 5,29 euros for ABP151430

It's times like this where I sometimes wonder: Where do we Come From? What Are We? Where Are We Going? Why has a keyboard somehow been bid up to my third favorite prime number?

Put me down for 541 euro cents (5,41 euros total) for ABP151430

Grandma gave me some hard candy which I used to sneakily replace the change in a homeless blind man's cup. I can do 5.50 euros!

I have got to have one of these!! I will save it for when my child is old enough to clean it for me when she gets grounded.

I just dug around in my prison wallet… really dug for it. I can do 5.56 now. You didn’t clean the keyboard so I’m not gonna clean the coins, but 5.56 is 5.56.

[ZacAndCheese]

It's times like this where I sometimes wonder: Where do we Come From? What Are We? Where Are We Going? Why has a keyboard somehow been bid up to my third favorite prime number?

Put me down for 541 euro cents (5,41 euros total) for ABP151430

Grandma gave me some hard candy which I used to sneakily replace the change in a homeless blind man's cup. I can do 5.50 euros!

I have got to have one of these!! I will save it for when my child is old enough to clean it for me when she gets grounded.

I just dug around in my prison wallet… really dug for it. I can do 5.56 now. You didn’t clean the keyboard so I’m not gonna clean the coins, but 5.56 is 5.56.

Sure as shit can't sit out of an auction as properly managed as this one! 5.56 is nothing on me. Keyboard shmuck is never a deal breaker for me either, since most people still don't bother with the underrated cleaning method involving a dishwasher and Dove Soothing Care soap (gotta protect the doubleshots). My maximum offer, however, was just shy of Raoul's offer, but after pawning off the half used bottle of lotion I use during long viewing sessions of Mallard's Beamship, I was able to scrounge up enough money for an offer of 5.69. Beat that fools!

[TheInverseKey]

Grandma gave me some hard candy which I used to sneakily replace the change in a homeless blind man's cup. I can do 5.50 euros!

I have got to have one of these!! I will save it for when my child is old enough to clean it for me when she gets grounded.

I just dug around in my prison wallet… really dug for it. I can do 5.56 now. You didn’t clean the keyboard so I’m not gonna clean the coins, but 5.56 is 5.56.

Sure as shit can't sit out of an auction as properly managed as this one! 5.56 is nothing on me. Keyboard shmuck is never a deal breaker for me either, since most people still don't bother with the underrated cleaning method involving a dishwasher and Dove Soothing Care soap (gotta protect the doubleshots). My maximum offer, however, was just shy of Raoul's offer, but after pawning off the half used bottle of lotion I use during long viewing sessions of Mallard's Beamship, I was able to scrounge up enough money for an offer of 5.69. Beat that fools!

I offer $5.58

[mcmaxmcmc]

I have got to have one of these!! I will save it for when my child is old enough to clean it for me when she gets grounded.

I just dug around in my prison wallet… really dug for it. I can do 5.56 now. You didn’t clean the keyboard so I’m not gonna clean the coins, but 5.56 is 5.56.

Sure as shit can't sit out of an auction as properly managed as this one! 5.56 is nothing on me. Keyboard shmuck is never a deal breaker for me either, since most people still don't bother with the underrated cleaning method involving a dishwasher and Dove Soothing Care soap (gotta protect the doubleshots). My maximum offer, however, was just shy of Raoul's offer, but after pawning off the half used bottle of lotion I use during long viewing sessions of Mallard's Beamship, I was able to scrounge up enough money for an offer of 5.69. Beat that fools!

I offer $5.58

I can do you better than that!

Take my $5.55 now, else it'll go even lower!

[doragon]

Sure as shit can't sit out of an auction as properly managed as this one! 5.56 is nothing on me. Keyboard shmuck is never a deal breaker for me either, since most people still don't bother with the underrated cleaning method involving a dishwasher and Dove Soothing Care soap (gotta protect the doubleshots). My maximum offer, however, was just shy of Raoul's offer, but after pawning off the half used bottle of lotion I use during long viewing sessions of Mallard's Beamship, I was able to scrounge up enough money for an offer of 5.69. Beat that fools!

I offer $5.58

I can do you better than that!

Take my $5.55 now, else it'll go even lower!

put me down for a bid of 555 JPY for this please and thank you.

[ZacAndCheese]

I offer $5.58

I can do you better than that!

Take my $5.55 now, else it'll go even lower!

put me down for a bid of 555 JPY for this please and thank you.

Alright no more messing around. Unfortunately I made a poor business decision and bought a single Alps Stabilizer Barrel from my favorite seller, andj00 / keebmeup, so my budget has shifted slightly. At least I can sleep at night knowing that my stabilizer barrel came from an innocent board that he shucked and parted literally every single part of an honest and reputable seller who values the greater community over padding his wallet. My new best offer given my most recent purchase is now:

5.69 - 10.99 = -5.30

See if you guys can beat that bodacious offer!

[doragon]

Alright no more messing around. Unfortunately I made a poor business decision and bought a single Alps Stabilizer Barrel from my favorite seller, andj00 / keebmeup, so my budget has shifted slightly. At least I can sleep at night knowing that my stabilizer barrel came from an innocent board that he shucked and parted literally every single part of an honest and reputable seller who values the greater community over padding his wallet. My new best offer given my most recent purchase is now:

5.69 - 10.99 = -5.30

See if you guys can beat that bodacious offer!

sir please don't let these people insult you with these lowballs. to sweeten the pot, i will raise my offer to 556 JPY. thank you have a nice day.

[raoulduke-esq]

Yo it’s getting brutal up in here! New currencies in the mix. Didn’t want to have to break out the big guns, but you clowns have left me no choice.

I bid 4.

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[depletedvespene]

NeXT ABW1200137 Italian ISO layout Current offer:€40

Spoiler:

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Good luck with your sale!

That said, allow me to comment on a couple things you might want to correct in your post:

1) The "Italian" keyboard is actually Spanish (Next's version of the Spanish layout, but "Spanish enough", nevertheless).

2) None of these keyboards are "ISO". There is no key between left Shift and Z, and the Enter key is a MAE ("Middle Ass Enter), not an ISO Enter. This MAE's size is 1.75U/1.0U (the typical BAE replacement when the alpha block is shortened to 14.5U on its right side). AFAIR, all (non-ADB) Next keyboards share these characteristics, so it should be enough to simply say "Next (non-ADB) keyboard" to fully describe its physical layout.

[KeebMeUp]

ah, Deskthority toxicity at it's finest. you should all be ashamed. good luck with sale OP.

[mrprofessor]

ah, Deskthority toxicity at it's finest. you should all be ashamed. good luck with sale OP.

At least they won't get shucked and end up on your site Dr. accomplished

[raoulduke-esq]

Since the going exchange rate seems to be 1 shucked from an AEK II Alps stabilizer barrel = $10.99 I rescind my offer of 4 pubes and offer 1/2 of an Alps stabilizer shucked from an AEK II.

OP's choice whether I cut it hotdog or hamburger.

[KeebMeUp]

Since the going exchange rate seems to be 1 shucked from an AEK II Alps stabilizer barrel = $10.99 I rescind my offer of 4 pubes and offer 1/2 of an Alps stabilizer shucked from an AEK II.

OP's choice whether I cut it hotdog or hamburger.

it boggles my mind that someone thought it would be a good idea to appoint you as a Deskthority Discord moderator