geekhack hacked again!?

[ripster]

Cattle have personality, they're just dumb as bricks...

Well there you go!

The Neue GH!

Hey, post this for me will ya. Be a Texan and show dem cajones.

Don't be a sheep, post this in OFF TOPIC SUBFORUM.

DoublegogdareYa!

Ripster asked me to relay this message to my fellow former Geekhackers:

TITLE: How To Reach Ripster

I can be reached by pms or if you have questions post at:
(in alphabetical order because I remain Helvetica, Swiss, Neutral, a bit Staid):

http://deskthority.net/

http://www.overclock.net/f/373/keyboards

http://www.reddit.com/r/keyboards/
Woohoo WHAT a Karma Whore! UPVOTE! :
http://www.reddit.com/r/keyboards/comme ... ster_here/

[webwit]

Webwit, if you give me a subforum I can crank out Two Ripster Guides a day.

OK, I exaggerate, maybe one a week.

But then you'll just ban me.

Meh, has already been done. We'll just skip those steps and steal your content right away.

[ripster]

But I haven't written these!

Actually Limmy and Soarer are getting mad. Perhaps they should take the lead.

[TexasFlood]

My bad, wrong alien, thought it an 8th dimension baddie, or an alien from "They Live" but it's a Neimoidian isn't it?

I do like the Buckaroo Banzai alien naming convent, could start a forum with everyone named John with different surnames.

Some examples from the movie:

John Bigboote
John Careful Walker
John Chief Crier
John Fish
John Icicle Boy
John Kim Chi
John Littlejohn
John Many Jars
John Mud Head
John Parrot
John Ready to Fly
John Repeat Dance
John Smallberries
John Take Cover
John Thorny Stick
John Two Horns
John Ya Ya

[ripster]

John Sheep

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Baaaaaaaaaaaa

Hey, do you know Bigpook? He's browsing my forum right now (don't ask how I know that).

[TexasFlood]

I remember John Bigpook from back in the day, never interacted with him a lot though.

[ripster]

One of the Originals!

[TexasFlood]

Looks like John iMav's dome peeking over a Thinkpad, what, maybe T42? With Ethernet cable professionally laid across his shins.

[ripster]

Ask iMav.

Oh, let me guess. He still hasn't responded to your PM?

Talk about silent moderation. Of course I have anatidaephobia.

http://deskthority.net/off-topic-f10/fa ... tml#p50413

[TexasFlood]

Anitadaephobia = the fear that somewhere, somehow, a duck is watching you?

[ripster]

Good job following links.

I have found most GH'rs no longer capable of that attention span.

Spoiler:

[TexasFlood]

I did my own searching before following the links...
Which either indicates independent spirit or lack of focus, but I like to look on the bright side.

[ripster]

Hey, you really are not very helpful to me.

No vote here:
http://geekhack.org/showthread.php?2678 ... anet-Earth

No notice here:
http://geekhack.org/forumdisplay.php?33-off-topic

Do it while Demik is asleep.

Now the GOOD thing about a sockpuppet account is I can still buy stuff. That seems to be mainly what Geekhack is these days. A Pokemon key buying/selling convention.

[TexasFlood]

Yep, you're banned from GeekHack alright...

[ripster]

I love the smell of burnt bridges in the morning.

So...how does it feel to spend all day with 17 year olds. Hell, some of the mods are 15!

http://geekhack.org/showthread.php?5929 ... post420831

[TexasFlood]

I spend far less than all day there:
"View Poll Results: Do you think Ripster is the #1 Keyboard Expert On Planet EarthVoters 294. You may not vote on this poll"
Hmm, does that mean I voted or it's closed?

[ripster]

Lemme check...
http://geekhack.org/poll.php?pollid=309&do=showresults

Hahaha. Must be closed.

My, how vindictive! I was on my way to N=300 in a few days!

[TexasFlood]

No, I'm just an ID-10-T, I wasn't logged in..

[ripster]

Well, there ya go!

Thanks!

And if you pretty please do that other thing I will stop doing the baa thing...

[TexasFlood]

Well, there ya go!

Thanks!

And if you pretty please do that other thing I will stop doing the baa thing...

Like I believe that, you must really believe I'm an ID-10-T,
And even if I did, looks like you've already started calling me a pig, is that supposed to be better than sheep?

[ripster]

No, BABE is the one that says pretty please to the sheep. I talk more than that irish guy.

Anyway, breakup song musical break.

Scroll down to the Sea Captain comment.

[ripster]

Post a bump here to piss off the mods!


http://geekhack.org/showthread.php?2678 ... anet-Earth

I promised I'd only do it every 10 votes.

Just don't say Bump!

Glissant, I shoulda said to say Bump!

Thread closed by Reaper.

Damn, would have hit 300 any day now.

http://geekhack.org/poll.php?pollid=309&do=showresults

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Well, since ripster is no longer a member of this community, thread closed.

LUV U 2 Reaper!

And GOOD LUCK Glissant getting your questions ever answered by the Geekhack Kommunist Keyboard Party Leaders.

[TexasFlood]

"They eat pigs? But, uh, I'm a sheep pig."

"Ah, most ducks prefer to forget it, but the fact is that humans like to eat plump, attractive ducks. "

[ripster]

Haha, did you send Reaper a PM?

<Ripster in paranoid mode>

Anyhoo, thanks for that last vote! May have made it to Six Sigma! I have to run the numbers sometime.

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Tell the new Mod Team to lighten up, will ya! So WHAT if most of you voted NO.

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hmm... most of DT voted no too.

Interesting.

[TexasFlood]

I did not...

Paranoia, the destroyer
Self-destroyer, wreck your health
Destroy friends, destroy yourself
The time device of self-destruction
Light the fuse and start eruption

[ripster]

Actually I am beginning to enjoy the Kafka-esque character of how Geekhack evolves every day.

I am just glad ever day I wake up to find I am NOT a cockroach.

[TexasFlood]

Kafkaesque - Urban Dictionary definition #3

adjective - Something people say to sound really smart.

[ripster]

Ah, but I am incredibly smart you see.

And pointing it out at Geekhack is a bannable offence. Makes the other sheep nervous.

Speaking of which you are tainted by spending over half your posts at GH and DT talking to me. Be wary when crossing the fence to the other pasture.

And when you do please vote and bump this poll.

http://geekhack.org/showthread.php?2846 ... ter-a-toad

I'm curious what will happen.

[TexasFlood]

And modest to! I'm "suspect"? Staring your next novel Mr. Kafka?

[ripster]

And modest to! I'm "suspect"? Staring your next novel Mr. Kafka?

Too.

Not to.

Starting.

Not staring.

And I find smilies trite. If not Crumby.

http://simondrax.files.wordpress.com/20 ... grab-1.jpg