Hypocritical French Lead The Charge Against Gaddafi

[ripster]

OK, you Brits.

BACK TO WORK!

[ripster]

What's taking you guys so long?

We just send in modified Apache helicopters undetected into Pakistani airspace, crash one helicopter, kill a few people (but no Women or Children because that's we follow the Code Of John Wayne), and then kill the guy. Simple.

Oh, that's right - it was the FRENCH guys idea. It's the Germans I hope that pay for reconstruction.

[ripster]

What IS it with you guys.

First you say you're going to "Protect Civilians".

Then the French World Bank dude rapes a maid. Then an Austrian has a love child with a maid.

Stop accosting our American Maids please. We consider them uniformed civilians.


Also TIL that French press aren't allowed to show the "perp walk".

This is the perp walk.

[Gilgam]

Ah Ripster, how the world would be simple with your wisdom.
I really wonder how can have america gone into financial crisis, Irak war, Future climate global warming with such clever minds from the US. What i"ve read on that fantastic thread msut have came from a tea-partier superior brain i think.

Please open our darkened minds with your holly wisdom.






France is not perfect, and that governement must be the worst we've ever had for years ( some good ideas, but middle men and politicians are lame) but do you know the 'paille et la poutre' story.

[kbdfr]

Ah Ripster,
(...)
but do you know the 'paille et la poutre' story.

Perhaps you should try to say that in English - known to be the only language worth of being spoken and understood

Maybe a hint (found there: http://forum.wordreference.com/showthread.php?t=354815 )
Matthew 7:5: Thou hypocrite, first cast out the beam out of thine own eye; and then shalt thou see clearly to cast out the mote out of thy brother's eye


By the way, I thought that "Austrian" guy shown in the last picture is an American citizen

[ripster]

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[Gilgam]

By the way, I thought that "Austrian" guy shown in the last picture is an American citizen

Well you know in the USA you can't be president if you're not born in the US, but you can be an american citizen. So if i understand ripster you are still a stranger if you can't be president


talking about the Kahn guy, if he raped this girl he is guilty. Final point.
About the first porn industry in the world, still shocked by a nude breast...
How do you call this

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[ripster]

Gilgam.

Nice ThreadCrapping job in this Geekhack Classifieds post!

http://geekhack.org/showthread.php?1822 ... post349850

[Gilgam]

yes indeed

Was i really wrong ? I don't think so as it was really overpriced

By the way what is a fuckin prick ?
I learned a lot of US slang thanks to geekhack but that one no translation ever gave me an understandable meaning.

Nice troll this thread, there always some bad men and good men in every country and french/british against gaddafi is more complicated than rafale and egotism from some president or prime minister.

[kbdfr]

(...)By the way what is a fuckin prick ?
I learned a lot of US slang thanks to geekhack but that one no translation ever gave me an understandable meaning.

For English slang I recommend urbandictionary.com:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.p ... king+prick

[kbdfr]

Gilgam.

Nice ThreadCrapping job in this Geekhack Classifieds post!

http://geekhack.org/showthread.php?1822 ... post349850

...which proves, of course, that Gilgam is a bad guy and anything he writes cannot be of any value whatsoever.
...but which on the other hand shows that ripster's actuation weight is quite below 1 dime.

(I always wanted to make friends with Americans and never succeeded. I wonder why.)

[ripster]

Fuckin Prick is quite different than Fucking Prick.

There are many subtleties to the English language, making it's the World's Richest Language.

Especially for puns
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[itlnstln]

So many mixed emotions about that pic. I mean, I nearly choked on throw-up I was laughing so hard.

[ripster]

Thought of you today when I read today's Dilbert.



Hey, is your boss still Hawt?

[itlnstln]

Hey, is your boss still Hawt?

Well, my boss' boss' boss, but yeah. When I got to work, we had a nice conversation about the merits of getting to work at 5:30 a.m. Mainly, it centered around getting things done, but I don't think we were on the same page.

I like the Dilbert strip. I can't remember the last time I went to GH. Oh well, it allows me to get work done. In fact, I'm getting another promotion soon. Hilarious story behind it, but it's long and you kinda had to be there.

[ripster]

Congrats.

The eventual goal is a WHOLE OFFICE of leggy blondes.

And remember, WWDDD

[itlnstln]

Good advice. I will be adventuring into the territory known as "Middle Management."


I tried to find a funny Drew Carey pic, but failed epically.

[ripster]

Obama had a nice trip.

The message was:

"France and England - you got yourself INTO this mess now you get yourself out of it. Please talk to George Bush about Iraq for further advice."


The use of American made Apache helicopters by Britain is a great idea though. Israelis used those to kill lots of terrorists and Palestinian civilian bystanders.


Oh WAIT, this is to PROTECT civilians. Maybe not such a good idea.

[ripster]

The EU had hard evidence that Gaddaffi is giving Viagra to his troops.

Hard.

Evidence.

Have to admit, this guy seems to be frustrating your guys efforts. Have you thought of using US Navy Seals?

[kbdfr]

The EU had hard evidence that Gaddaffi is giving Viagra to his troops.

Hard.

Evidence.

Have to admit, this guy seems to be frustrating your guys efforts. Have you thought of using US Navy Seals?

Yawn...

[ripster]

Gesundheit!

[ripster]

I'd like to apologize for our Secretary of Defense telling the EU they should do their fair share in NATO and the big countries like the UK/Germany/France should do more. However we DO pay 75% of the budget so I do support his right to free speech.

This Gaddaffi thing seems to be taking a while.

[kbdfr]

This Gaddaffi thing seems to be taking a while.

Sure. Vietnam too was not devastated in two weeks. It took years.
But of course, that might have been because such a care was taken to avoid any harm to civil populations.

[ripster]

We learned from that one.

Now you guys seem to not have learned much from WWII. Another war the Americans won for you.

[kbdfr]

Lafayette helped you in the first place. You should thank the French.

[ripster]

Actually it's the Russians that won WWII (they killed 4/5 germans) but I hope nobody here likes the Russians and will admit it.

[kbdfr]

(...) I hope nobody here likes the Russians (...)

You think in weird categories. Just replace "ripster" with "Goebbels" and "Russians" with "Jews", it will fit.

[ripster]

Can you even say Nazi on a German keyboard forum?

[kbdfr]

Can you even say Nazi on a German keyboard forum?

Of course you can.

Look, you’re the one who always criticizes everything that’s not American and, worse than that, takes any criticism of anythin American as a personal insult. And that is exactly what the Nazis did.

But I have only little hope you are going to reflect on that.

[mintberryminuscrunch]

What IS it with you guys.

First you say you're going to "Protect Civilians".

Then the French World Bank dude rapes a maid. Then an Austrian has a love child with a maid.

Stop accosting our American Maids please. We consider them uniformed civilians.


Also TIL that French press aren't allowed to show the "perp walk".

This is the perp walk.

The eu has had to learn something from us-senators
Wait a year and some lowlife eu minister starts twittering shoots of his privat parts..